I'm a big fan of Public Service Announcement jokes, so as soon as I saw the opportunity for another one, I jumped at it. There's nothing like apologizing again, only to have it go all wrong because Alternate George is an asshole.
Actually, I've noticed that some disabled people can be real assholes. I suppose much of it comes from being disabled, but I bet there are plenty of disabled people that were assholes before they became disabled. Hell, I bet plenty of them are disabled because they were assholes. I mean, if you drive like an asshole, it's probably only a matter of time before you get into a life-altering accident, leaving you permanently disabled, which is certainly not going to improve your disposition. And in a case like that, are you still supposed to feel pity or sympathy for the disabled person? I mean, if it's their own fault and they're an asshole, maybe it is okay to knock over their wheelchair and laugh at them.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hell.
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